"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
"As you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high. I’ve been able to keep myself alive by selling chocolate bars."
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I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I am seriously cracking up right now XD
I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.